Characters
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Salem
- the catboy himself
- 21 years old
- aries
- he/him
- a rambunctious little fella
- so many undiagnosed mental illnesses.. cant exactly see a therapist when ur a cat
- gets the zoomies at 3am every day
- thinks he's in a sitcom but is actually just in a book
Dirt
- kind of cynical but his gayness levels it out
- 26 years old
- he/they
- scorpio
- gay (bisexual)
- looks-wise, a combination of bo burnham and michael cera but with darker hair, and gayer
- stoner
Sarah
- instagram girl with at least 600 followers
- 24 years old
- she/her
- virgo
- has a cynical side, but prefers optimism
- loves her friends!!!
- asexual transbian coder and artist
Brian
- team player
- 25 years old
- he/him
- saggitarius
- his shift manager is his ex-girlfriend
- tries to be as supportive as he can
- hates liars
Amber
- always high ♥
- 22 years old
- she/her
- aries
- disaster bisexual (affectionate)
- always looks at least a LITTLE fucked up
Patrick
- 7-11 regular
- 26 years old
- he/they
- taurus
- has a boring office job
- the only early bird of literally everyone else here
Mittens
- kind of a little bitch (affectionate)
- 21 years old
- she/her
- aries
- one of Salem's five sisters
- huge naturals
- works at the mall
- is one of the three weed smoking girlfriends
Jameson
- very sweet and loving mom friend
- 33 years old
- ze/hir/it
- libra
- stone butch that's been on T for 5 years
- has three girlfriends (and yes, they smoke weed)
- Mittens' husband
- owner of a record label
Daisy
- tiktok cunt
- 20 years old
- she/they
- gemini
- was definitely a high school bully
Divan Pomme de Terre
- eccentric french fruit
- 32 years old
- he/they/it
- virgo
- most frequent choice of headwear is a cowboy hat "to blend in with the americans"
Grooly & Tooly
- twins!!!
- 25 years old
- both use he/him
- grooly is trans :)
- they make skateboarding youtube videos
Clay
- Dirt's little sister
- 23 years old
- she/her
- cancer
- spends most of her time gaming
- knows how to make crazy redstone contraptions in minecraft
✨will update as more characters are introduced!!!✨