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Salem

• the catboy himself
• 21 years old
• aries
• he/him
• a rambunctious little fella
• so many undiagnosed mental illnesses.. cant exactly see a therapist when ur a cat
• gets the zoomies at 3am every day
• thinks he's in a sitcom but is actually just in a book

Dirt

• kind of cynical but his gayness levels it out
• 26 years old
• he/they
• scorpio
• gay (bisexual)
• looks-wise, a combination of bo burnham and michael cera but with darker hair, and gayer
• stoner

Sarah

• instagram girl with at least 600 followers
• 24 years old
• she/her
• virgo
• has a cynical side, but prefers optimism
• loves her friends!!!
• asexual transbian coder and artist

Brian

• team player
• 25 years old
• he/him
• saggitarius
• his shift manager is his ex-girlfriend
• tries to be as supportive as he can
• hates liars

Amber

• always high ♥
• 22 years old
• she/her
• aries
• disaster bisexual (affectionate)
• always looks at least a LITTLE fucked up

Patrick

• 7-11 regular
• 26 years old
• he/they
• taurus
• has a boring office job
• the only early bird of literally everyone else here

Mittens

• kind of a little bitch (affectionate)
• 21 years old
• she/her
• aries
• one of Salem's five sisters
• huge naturals
• works at the mall
• is one of the three weed smoking girlfriends

Jameson

• very sweet and loving mom friend
• 33 years old
• ze/hir/it
• libra
• stone butch that's been on T for 5 years
• has three girlfriends (and yes, they smoke weed)
• Mittens' husband
• owner of a record label

Daisy

• tiktok cunt
• 20 years old
• she/they
• gemini
• was definitely a high school bully

Divan Pomme de Terre

• eccentric french fruit
• 32 years old
• he/they/it
• virgo
• most frequent choice of headwear is a cowboy hat "to blend in with the americans"

Grooly & Tooly

• twins!!!
• 25 years old
• both use he/him
• grooly is trans :)
• they make skateboarding youtube videos

Clay

• Dirt's little sister
• 23 years old
• she/her
• cancer
• spends most of her time gaming
• knows how to make crazy redstone contraptions in minecraft